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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-24 battle 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-24 Pub. Date: 2018-09-24
Image Number: 174259
Caption: Eve of Battle. This may be the hardest battle of your lives. It will be hell. It's a sacrifice for future generations. You may be psychologically wounded and not come back the same person. Many of you will not succeed. Your defenders will be attacked while a barrage of violent threats against you goes ignored. Here's your checklist. Follow it closely. Retain a lawyer. Arrange to leave work. Go to undisclosed location. Hire security firm. I wish you godspeed as you come forward with your sexual assault allegations.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-16 battle 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-16 Pub. Date: 2018-07-16
Image Number: 173060
Caption: Pros & Cons of the New Supreme Court. Con: Roe v. Wade doomed. Pro: No gauntlet of anti-choice harassers on way to underground abortion clinic. I may die, but at least it's quiet! Knock knock. Con: Worker crushed. Pro: Some might finally realize the right is not their friend. Hmm ... it's almost like they don't want me to make more money ... Con: EPA gutted. Pro: Freedom to die from pollution like a real man. Woo! No more nanny sta - Koff! Whump! MAGA. Con: Will uphold white supremacy for generations. Pro: New civil rights heroes to fight the battles of the '50s and '60s all over again. I have a dream ... that this is the last @#*! time we have to do this!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-05 battle 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-05 Pub. Date: 2017-06-05
Image Number: 159002
Caption: For decades, the right has tried to brand environmentalism as "effeminate" and weak. "Manly". Fossil fuels. Diesel pickup. Trashing. "America First". "Feminine". Renewable energy. Prius. Recycling. Paris Accords. What if we branded environmental awareness as masculine? It's hard to be a tough guy ... when you can't breathe. I'll punch you in the face! Gasp! Wheeze! As soon as I find my inhaler. Trucks are for wimps. Real men us real muscled. Outta my way, softie! Don't be a "climate cluck"! This is a battle, and fossil fuel-addicted weaklings are running from it. Koch Industries. $. Time to man up! Tesla.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-07-15 battle 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-07-15 Pub. Date: 2013-07-15
Image Number: 99391
Caption: An ugly decision. The Iowa Supreme Court has reaffirmed its ruling that a male boss can fire a female employee for being too attractive. It's not about gender. It's about saving this man's marriage! Seven crusty dudes. Ladies of Iowa! Worried that you'll be fired for being a looker? You need this! Iowa Worker Protection Kit. Do you have the Jenkins Files? Right here, sir! If you are fired, call the hotline. Union for the unemployably hot. Oh, he saw you without the disguise? I'm sorry. Let me put you on babe stamps. 1-800-Too-Foxy. Unfortunately, overturning the decision will be an uphill battle. As all of us have been distracted by picturing the plaintiff's lawyer naked, we'll have to declare a mistrial.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-12-10 battle 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-10 Pub. Date: 2012-12-10
Image Number: 91029
Caption: Fiscal Cliff Funnies. Big box o' Krap. Fair pay now. You even think about starting a union, and I'll have you flogged. Here's the deal: We cut employee pensions and everyone in this room gets a $1 million bonus. If I were scheduled just one more hour per week, I could get health insurance! Tsk, tsk! Always looking at the glass half-empty, aren't we? The Daily Sputum. Budget battle: Cuts to social safety net ahead? Bah! If people just worked harder, they wouldn't need @#!^ entitlements!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-25 battle 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-25 Pub. Date: 2010-07-25
Image Number: 90129
Caption: Slowpoke. WWIII: In It For The Money! With passage of another stimulus bill politically out of the question, Obama settles on an economic fix more palatable to Americans. World War II got us out of the Great Depression. Therefore, tonight I am declaring war on every other nation. The entire country mobilizes for battle. We can do it! Last week I was eating lint in my trailer home. Now I'm making overtime! American forces deploy everywhere. MON DIEU! Nothing personal! I just want a Playstation. And boom times return ... Until we lose. *Sigh* I remember when I had one of these. I wish we just could've passed more stimulus instead ... Shut up and make the phones. iPhone. A Division of Cheng Industries.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-01-01 battle 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-01-01 Pub. Date: 2010-01-01
Image Number: 86644
Caption: Slowpoke. After an epic battle, health care reform finally passed. But THE GAME'S NOT OVER! There's still an … OBSTACLE COURSE TO CIVILIZED HEALTH CARE. HCA Bill. What Kennedy legacy? Massachusetts Might elect a republican senator who could torpedo the whole thing! I'll show you a minority whip! Reconcile THIS! Both the House and Senate must reconcile their bolls. Come to daddy ... Next, the bill must run through a maze of hedges while being chased by Jack Nicholson wielding an axe! Did you hear the one about Americans paying way more for health care than the rest of the world? The bill must then last and entire year as host of "The Tonight Show." Finally, it's signed into law! Until ... DUMP!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-15 battle 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-15 Pub. Date: 2009-06-15
Image Number: 90698
Caption: Slowpoke. Ranger Drooly here! Now that loaded, concealed weapons will be allowed in national parks, you'll need to prepare for vacation … And battle! Check out the latest gear for … The Commando Camper. The Bradley Fighting Tent. Doosh! Surrounded by rifle-wielding yahoos strung out on crystal meth? care them off easily with this lightweight assault dome. Sleeps four. Killer Weenies. From the makers of Napalm s'mores, these hot dogs squirt flesh-dissolving acid! Is that a bear or a fellow camper? Better safe than sorry! Zing! Warning: Do not eat killer weenie. Exploding Decoy Children. 1. An animatronic decoy child filled with TNT is the last thing the bad guys will ever expect! 2. BOOM! Available in 12 ethnicities! Get in the spirit with Death Metal Campfire Songs. Bodies are bursting apart volcanic eruption of guts exploding cadavers bring forth a bloodbath to torment all life.* *Actual lyrics by Cannibal Corpse. "Because it's not a family vacation - it's war."
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-01 battle 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-01 Pub. Date: 2009-06-01
Image Number: 91018
Caption: Slowpoke. A Pixelated Past. One fine evening in the year 2050 with grandma and grandpa Perkins … Tell us about the olden days! Yes, what was life like in 2009? Well … I remember I once got into a Wikipedia page-editing battle with someone over the entry for Kif from "Futurama." In the end, I won! Good times! Then there was the time your grandfather posted a video on YouTube of me singing "Sweet Caroline" in the shower. SWEET CARO-LINE. You Bastard. Oh, and she once had the most Hilarious status message - So basically you wasted your lives staring at screens. I think they're making these grandkids a bit too realistic. Time to try a different simulator. Virtual Front Porch. With Grandkids!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-04-14 battle 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-04-14 Pub. Date: 2008-04-14
Image Number: 91233
Caption: Slowpoke. Confused about the electoral process? Try Professor P's Civics Reader. CAUCUSES: Members of a party form herds in an elementary school cafeteria. After completing three rebuses, a chili cookoff, and reading Clan of the Cave Bear, winners are chosen. Meanwhile, the Democratic candidates' campaigns are busy nursing giant colonies of SUPERDELEGETES - mysterious beings said to acquire special powers from a radioactive donkey bite. Sleep well my pretties. At the appointed hour, the super delegates rise and do battle against each other miles above the Earth. Eat my hope bolts! Obamalon. O. I'll CHANGE you ... into Molten flesh! Hillaron. H. Armed with bows and arrows, greased pigs and kryptonite grenades, the delegates and superdelagates meet up. Only one candidate leaves alive. And the glory of Democracy lives on!
     
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