Tenth Day of Christmas. Whoa, did you read this? A boy's class of Shakespeare students was caught looking in a girl's locker room last night. Uh, oh. Ten bards a peeping.
Mother Goose and Grimm
Uh-oh, this lawyer says that OJ is no good. Really? I like OJ. He says the OJ went bad … that OJ is rotten. This OJ's not bad. I have a case of it. A judge says the OJ case should be thrown out. That's not fair. What right do lawyers have to criticize OJ? Well, they all passed their bar exam. Then they should close that bard down. What bar? The one that sell the rotten OJ! This is why I eat at Denny's.