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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-07 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-07 Pub. Date: 2019-01-07
Image Number: 175736
Caption: What's the best way to ask my boss for a promotion? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice $2. You say you got other options, so she better hook you up right quick or you out the door. That's the same advice you gave me about asking women out. Here's the secret 'bout life: Every relationship be the same relationship.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-10 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-10 Pub. Date: 2018-10-10
Image Number: 174389
Caption: I think the worst part of being dumped is the thought that you'll just fade away. I mean, you go from being the most important person in someone's life, to being a memory. It's a slow death. You know that every day you become more and more of a distant memory. Until sooner or later ... you're just gone. One of my exes once told me that. I don't remember which one. Maybe you just have a bad memory, Lemont.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-17 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-17 Pub. Date: 2018-01-17
Image Number: 167357
Caption: I'm not in love with my girlfriend anymore. How do I fix that? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice 50¢. Here what you do, bruh: Pretend she ain't your girlfriend. Pretend she the hot single women you first noticed. You mean try to look at her with fresh eyes again? I meant go see other women ... but that could work too. (Originally published on 2015-12-30)
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-05 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-05 Pub. Date: 2017-08-05
Image Number: 161035
Caption: You know what I love more than almost anything in this world, Clyde? … French fries. They're like a tragic, ill-fated romance. No matter how bad they are for me, I just can't stay away. Can I have some of your fries, Clyde? Sorry, bruh, my fries be monogamous.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-17 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-17 Pub. Date: 2017-07-17
Image Number: 160501
Caption: Would you like the good news or the bad. Bad. Ok. That "Vancouver" chick you're so in love with is cheating on you. Omigod … What's the good news? Since you don't have health insurance, the hospital says the albatrossectomy cost you $15,000. $15,000?! That's the good news?! Did I forget to say "relatively"? Dios mio.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-15 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-15 Pub. Date: 2017-03-15
Image Number: 155654
Caption: It's not just women who're attracted to "bad boys." Guys are attracted to bad girls, too. Some guys always pass up the women who adore them and end up with women who berate them … or who lie, cheat and forget to mention they have husbands. There's nothing like being emotionally beaten to death to make you feel alive ... er, I assume. I wouldn't really know.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-14 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-14 Pub. Date: 2017-03-14
Image Number: 155653
Caption: What's with teenage girls running away to join ISIS? Are they crazy? Don't they know how they treat women? Some girls just can't help being drawn to "bad boys." And evil men are the "baddest" around. It's the excitement. It's the danger. It's the thrill of being with someone who could utterly ruin you ... er, I assume. I wouldn't really know.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-18 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-18 Pub. Date: 2016-10-18
Image Number: 149905
Caption: No, baby, don't feel bad. You WERE going to pick me up. It's not your fault my flight was delayed. Taxi queue. Besides, I have a phone interview with Donald Trump now, so I don't have time for you anyway. Besides, every moment I don't see you makes me long for you even more. Can we wrap this up? I have a call to make! Ohhh, you're so sweet!
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-30 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-30 Pub. Date: 2015-12-30
Image Number: 137115
Caption: I'm not in love with my girlfriend anymore. How do I fix that? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice 50¢. Here what you do, bruh: Pretend she ain't your girlfriend. Pretend she the hot single women you first noticed. You mean try to look at her with fresh eyes again? I meant go see other women ... but that could work too.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-13 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-13 Pub. Date: 2015-12-13
Image Number: 135929
Caption: Lately you've been moody and distant. I keep asking you what's wrong … and you keep saying I'm just imagining it. But I'm not crazy. Whatever it is, you can tell me. I'm your wife. I love you. I'll understand. Don't fall for it. As long as you're totally honest with me, I would respect you and love you and we could work it out, no matter how bad it is. Don't fall for it. Ok (sigh) here goes ... There's someone else.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-08 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-08 Pub. Date: 2015-12-08
Image Number: 136220
Caption: I've been talking to this lady in Vancouver. It's going great, but I want to take our relationship to the next level. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Easy, bruh: Take your lady on a double date. But make sure the other woman in that other couple think you cute. If your girl see the other woman ignorin' her man to look at you, she gonna get mad jealous. How's that a good thing? Ain't nothin' take a relationship to the next level better'n jealousy.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-23 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-23 Pub. Date: 2015-11-23
Image Number: 135622
Caption: I think the worst part of being dumped is the thought that you'll just fade away. I mean, you go from being the most important person in someone's life, to being a memory. It's a slow death. You know that every day you become more and more of a distant memory, until sooner or later ... you're just gone. One of my exes once told me that. I don't remember which one. Maybe you just have a bad memory, Lemont.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-05 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-05 Pub. Date: 2015-09-05
Image Number: 131903
Caption: I think my girlfriend's sister was coming on to me. What do I do? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice 50¢. The important thing here is to ask yourself which one of them you can see y'self with 50 years from now. My girlfriend. Definitely my girlfriend. Then choose the sister. Anybody be boring as @#$% after fifty years, bruh.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-27 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-27 Pub. Date: 2015-04-27
Image Number: 126130
Caption: You know what I love more than almost anything in this world, Clyde? … French fries. They're like a tragic, ill-fated romance. No matter how bad they are for me, I just can't stay away. Can I have some of your fried, Clyde? Sorry, bruh, my fries be monogamous.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-11 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-11 Pub. Date: 2015-03-11
Image Number: 123670
Caption: It's not just women who are attracted to "bad boys." Guys are attracted to bad girls, too. Some guys always pass up the women who adore them and end up with women who berate them … or who lie, cheat and forget to mention they have husbands. There's nothing like being emotionally beaten to death to make you feel alive ... Er, I assume. I wouldn't really know.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-10 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-10 Pub. Date: 2015-03-10
Image Number: 123669
Caption: What's with all these teenage girls running away to join ISIS? Are they crazy? Don't they know how they treat women? Some girls just can't help being drawn to "bad boys." And evil men are the "baddest" around. It's the excitement. It's the danger. It's the thrill of being with someone who could utterly ruin you ... Er, I assume. I wouldn't really know.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-29 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-29 Pub. Date: 2014-12-29
Image Number: 120837
Caption: I have a friend who never pays back the money I loan him. How could I get him to pay me back? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice $2. Stop needing to be paid back. Money like women. When you single, they don't want you. But when you taken, they all over you. You know why that be? 'Cause women just like us. They can't resist a challenge. C-Dog's incredibly bad advice $2. And the only time a man's a challenge is when his woman would whup his #%$ for bein' easy. How do I get my friend to stop changing the subject?
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-13 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-13 Pub. Date: 2013-01-13
Image Number: 91704
Caption: Why do all my relationships end in disaster? Is it me? Or is it bad luck? I refuse to answer on the grounds you may hold it against me. Don’t be silly, Lemont. You're my friend. I want your complete honesty. Well … Ok … If you're sure. The problem, Susan, is you. You're the common denominator. You seem to have it all together bit deep down you're a self-destructive, insecure mess and that's why you're attracted to complete jerks. You want guys who'll treat you as bad as you think you deserve to be treated. I KNEW IT!! See? I don't like being treated badly.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-18 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-18 Pub. Date: 2012-07-18
Image Number: 84246
Caption: I don’t want you to take me back, Susan. I don’t deserve you. Are you trying to "reverse-psychology" me? No, Susan. I'm only here to warn you: Do not take me back. I'm as dangerous as an untamed lion. I would eat you alive. Trick … Not … Working … I'm the guy your mom warned you about.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-08 bad date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-08 Pub. Date: 2011-09-08
Image Number: 65248
Caption: Facebook messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Webster isn't like you, LB. I remember back in college, we were just friends but you were still always trying to make me feel happy. … He doesn't seem to care if I'm happy. And he's kind of controlling. I'm sure it's not that bad. Tap tap tap ta tap t - The other day, he FINALLY let me go out with my girlfriends. Facebook messages. From Sasha Mitchell. We all took our daughters to buy pink tutus at Girlyville. ... 10 minutes into it, Webster showed up, saying "imagine running into you here." It might've been a coinciden -- wait, "LET" you go out? Tap tap ta- t-
     
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