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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-12-14 |
| Image Number: |
16792 |
| Caption: |
Is "it doesn't get any better than this" the good news, or the bad news? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-26 |
| Image Number: |
167436 |
| Caption: |
The good news is that I find your client not guilty. The bad news is that I also find him not funny. Since this is a comic strip court, I'm afraid the penalty for that is death.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
167435 |
| Caption: |
I googled myself today. I read a lot of bad things about myself. But the good news, if it can be called that, is that none of it matter, because I'm fictional.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-13 |
| Image Number: |
160048 |
| Caption: |
The good news is that there are no flies in my soup. The bad news is that I have fly paper stuck to my head.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-17 |
| Image Number: |
144972 |
| Caption: |
I've got something to tell you, Axel, but it's kind of upsetting, so you should really be sitting down. So … are you sitting down? It's hard to tell. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-08 |
| Image Number: |
142489 |
| Caption: |
The bad news is that you kept me on hold for so long that I forgot why I called you people in the first place. But the good news is that I'll have a catchy Muzak version of "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on my Head" stuck in my brain for the next two weeks. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-30 |
| Image Number: |
142184 |
| Caption: |
I've got some good news and some bad news, Axel. The good news is that you've been accepted to college. The bad news is that it's Trump University. !!! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
128083 |
| Caption: |
Hello, Charlotte? It's Al Fusco. Are you sitting down? No, I don't have bad news. I have a sitting-down fetish. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-09-12 |
| Image Number: |
115545 |
| Caption: |
The good news is that your days aren't numbered. The bad news is that they're lettered. ! ! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-05-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-05-28 |
| Image Number: |
111244 |
| Caption: |
Dear Diary, The bad news is that somebody around here jimmied open your lock and read your contents. The good news is that the contents are mainly fictional. The sound in the backyard of picks and shovels and a mad search for buried treasure is music to my ears. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-02-26 |
| Image Number: |
107428 |
| Caption: |
The good news is that your new medical insurance covers preexisting conditions. The bad news is that you were uninsured for so long, all of your preexisting conditions got better on their own. ! ! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-02-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-02-18 |
| Image Number: |
107122 |
| Caption: |
The bad news is that I left the claim ticket for my hat in my pants pocket, and I left my pants at the pants-check window. But the good news is that I left the claim ticket for my pants in my hat, so maybe together we can works something out. Hat Check. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-11-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-26 |
| Image Number: |
103813 |
| Caption: |
I hear they might turn this park into a nature reserve, Axel. The good news is that you'll be able to frolic with fellow members of the wildlife community. The bad new is that you won't be able to sit here and watch me drink beer out of a paper bag. ! ! ! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-20 |
| Image Number: |
103521 |
| Caption: |
The good news is that you've cured me of my addiction to pornography, Dr. Kapuchnik. The bad news is that I've developed an addiction to Rorschach Inkblots. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-09 |
| Image Number: |
101958 |
| Caption: |
I'm afraid your test results disagree with your tee shirt, Mr. Fusco. ! ! Have a nice day! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-04-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-04-08 |
| Image Number: |
95261 |
| Caption: |
The bad news is that it can't be removed, Mr. Fusco. But the good news is that it's by far the best Ernest Borgnine tattoo I've ever seen. ! ! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-07-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-05 |
| Image Number: |
82744 |
| Caption: |
The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age. ? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-06-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-06-02 |
| Image Number: |
81149 |
| Caption: |
I've got some bad news for you, Axel. One of your pet lizards has passed away. Oh, that's sad. Which one? The ugly one. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-05-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-05-02 |
| Image Number: |
60514 |
| Caption: |
The results of your brain scan are in … the good news is that you don't have a brain tumor … the bad news is that you have a dead mouse under your beret. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-03-04 |
| Image Number: |
57780 |
| Caption: |
The bad news is that I'm picking up a radio station in your chest … The good news is that the weather forecast calls for sunny skies. |
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