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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-13 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-13 Pub. Date: 2018-07-13
Image Number: 172901
Caption: Don't worry, ma'am. They're all made in China. Latest balloons $10 fully inflated.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-24 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-24 Pub. Date: 2018-06-24
Image Number: 172554
Caption: US Plans to House Unaccompanied Children at Military Bases. Sarge, what do I do? This one has a very bad rash. Give it a medal.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-01 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-01 Pub. Date: 2018-05-01
Image Number: 171212
Caption: Mr. Mueller in the Parking Lot. Beautiful baby … be a shame if anything happened …
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-25 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-25 Pub. Date: 2018-04-25
Image Number: 170993
Caption: Great Interest and Publicity for Important Event. Congratulations! Another Royal baby! Born to wealth and privilege, ease and safety, care and schooling, opportunity and a glorious future. Endless attention from the media and the public! Meanwhile, somewhere else, other children are born to the horrors of war, poverty, incredible dangers, orphaned, abandoned, and on their own. And no one cares ...
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-13 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-13 Pub. Date: 2017-06-13
Image Number: 159331
Caption: Paul Ryan says the president is "new to all this … "
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-10 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-10 Pub. Date: 2016-05-10
Image Number: 143254
Caption: Needs Changing. Wah! Trump.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-13 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-13 Pub. Date: 2015-12-13
Image Number: 136668
Caption: The Party Solves Chinese Pollution Deaths. Xi Jinping. Almost 2 million Chinese workers - I mean, Chinese people die every year from air pollution! But new policy has solved the problem, we get rid of one-child policy! Now you can have many babies! Have bigger families! One Child Policy. Go ahead! Now! Have more workers! I mean, babies! Go! Go! Go! Workers?
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-26 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-26 Pub. Date: 2015-09-26
Image Number: 133273
Caption: UnPlanned Parenthood.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-23 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-23 Pub. Date: 2015-08-23
Image Number: 131739
Caption: Walker Says Throw Out Anchor Babies. Now watch my polls go up, just like Donald Trump's … but Polls Don't Budge. Ok, forget that. Come back! Uh … I love babies!
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-03 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-03 Pub. Date: 2015-05-03
Image Number: 127346
Caption: Everyone So Excited about New Royal Baby. Naturally we have her down for the best schools and we'll be especially sure that she gets the best care ... Nothing is too good for her. As a parent yourself you must understand.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-03 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-03 Pub. Date: 2015-05-03
Image Number: 128848
Caption: Everyone So Excited About New Royal Baby. Naturally we have her down for the best schools and we'll be especially sure that she gets the best care … nothing is too good for her. As a parent yourself you must understand …
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-18 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-18 Pub. Date: 2014-11-18
Image Number: 119499
Caption: Prince William and his wife visit the city hoping to get a real New York breakfast. I say, I'm you know, Prince Willian from over in the Youkay visiting your great city and that's my wife. She's a duchess. I'm going to have a baby. That's wonderful get in line. So what. Can we hurry this up? So where's yer freakin' crown? Hey, ma, it;s like the queen or somethin'. Ok, move along folks, nothin' to see here. Gimme a bagel with a schmear. Quawitz? Oy, a woman. Hey, I'm next. Sault heah please. Sault is very bad fuh you. Behind you. Beside you. To be or not to be.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-29 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-29 Pub. Date: 2014-09-29
Image Number: 117207
Caption: Chelsea Clinton Gives Birth to a Blessed Event. Hi grampa!
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-20 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-20 Pub. Date: 2014-04-20
Image Number: 110583
Caption: Chelsea's Bun in the Oven. Have you heard the great news? Chelsea Clinton is going to have a baby. Oh, yes. Bill and Hillary must be so happy! Tower of waffles? You think they'll have more than one? Well, of course, those Clintons are sex maniacs.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-22 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-22 Pub. Date: 2013-12-22
Image Number: 105594
Caption: Economics 2014. Ok, I've done the numbers … We can afford a baby or a BMW. Not both.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-11-03 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-11-03 Pub. Date: 2013-11-03
Image Number: 103712
Caption: Mr. Putin Shows Off His Baby, Edward Snowden, to Mrs. Merkel. Well, I just thought it was time a Russian adopted a little American orphan …
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-07-23 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-07-23 Pub. Date: 2013-07-23
Image Number: 99696
Caption: If you can … be born to people with money, a big family, lots of privilege, celebrity, in a land of peace, far from explosions and stray bullets, with enough food, security, schooling and decent chance of living for a while … If you can …
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-09-25 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-09-26 Pub. Date: 2012-09-25
Image Number: 87952
Caption: No caption. (Following the death of the baby panda at the National Zoo, the mother panda, Mei Xiang, cries.)
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-09-23 baby 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-09-23 Pub. Date: 2012-09-23
Image Number: 87929
Caption: The Assad Award. For attacking your unarmed fellow Syrians, including women, children and babies beyond the call of duty … Assad. Syria Air Force.
     
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