This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But â€¦ No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.
You're getting all philosophical about the middle east. Since when have you been so into politics? I'd expect that from old liberal Uncle Mort, but that's so out of character for you. Hey … isn't that Uncle Mort's cup? … Explains my sudden bout with arthritis. Is that Uncle Mort hitting on that lady?