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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-23 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-23 Pub. Date: 2019-08-23
Image Number: 179097
Caption: Seems like we may be headed for a recession. Is now a good time to get out of the stock market? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice $2. Nah, bruh, now the time to put half your money in McDonald's an' KFC an' let it ride. In hard times, people be double-fisting that comfort food, Big L. Recessions don't last forever, though. That's why you put the other half into 48-Hour Fitness.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-03 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-03 Pub. Date: 2019-06-03
Image Number: 177936
Caption: I need to supplement my income. Would driving for Uber be a good idea? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. 'Fore I begin, bruh, full disclosure … I own a lot of Uber stock. But that in no way affect what I say about it. When I give advice, I couldn't care less whether it make me money or cost me money. I'm offended you'd even entertain the notion. I hard some Uber drivers actually lose money. Fake news.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-07 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-07 Pub. Date: 2019-01-07
Image Number: 175736
Caption: What's the best way to ask my boss for a promotion? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice $2. You say you got other options, so she better hook you up right quick or you out the door. That's the same advice you gave me about asking women out. Here's the secret 'bout life: Every relationship be the same relationship.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-17 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-17 Pub. Date: 2018-01-17
Image Number: 167357
Caption: I'm not in love with my girlfriend anymore. How do I fix that? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice 50¢. Here what you do, bruh: Pretend she ain't your girlfriend. Pretend she the hot single women you first noticed. You mean try to look at her with fresh eyes again? I meant go see other women ... but that could work too. (Originally published on 2015-12-30)
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-09 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-09 Pub. Date: 2016-08-09
Image Number: 147066
Caption: How do I take care of my child, do my work, and still make time to do the things I used to do for fun? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Your problem is you think you can have e'rethang. Butcha-cain't! Get over it! In life, you ALWAYS gotta pick two outta three. Is that backed up by any studies? Oh, so you want advice cheap, quick and well-informed?
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-08 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-08 Pub. Date: 2016-08-08
Image Number: 147065
Caption: I remember I used to have hobbies. I used to collect comics, I used to read, I used to bike, I used to go to the movies … I played tennis, I played cards, I shot pool, I whittled little Vulcan hand salutes out of driftwood … But once I had a kid, that all changed. I can't remember the last time I did any of that. It's like all I do all day is make sure he doesn't drop dead. Take some time off from that. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-30 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-30 Pub. Date: 2016-07-30
Image Number: 146475
Caption: I'm not the most confident guy. How can I build up my confidence? Simple. Interrupt erebody. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. When you interrupt people in mid-sentence, it ruin they confidence. Throws them off they game. Then they even less confident than you. So what you're saying it, don't worry about building myself up, just tear the other guy down. That'll be $2.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-30 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-30 Pub. Date: 2015-12-30
Image Number: 137115
Caption: I'm not in love with my girlfriend anymore. How do I fix that? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice 50¢. Here what you do, bruh: Pretend she ain't your girlfriend. Pretend she the hot single women you first noticed. You mean try to look at her with fresh eyes again? I meant go see other women ... but that could work too.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-08 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-08 Pub. Date: 2015-12-08
Image Number: 136220
Caption: I've been talking to this lady in Vancouver. It's going great, but I want to take our relationship to the next level. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Easy, bruh: Take your lady on a double date. But make sure the other woman in that other couple think you cute. If your girl see the other woman ignorin' her man to look at you, she gonna get mad jealous. How's that a good thing? Ain't nothin' take a relationship to the next level better'n jealousy.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-09 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-09 Pub. Date: 2015-10-09
Image Number: 133462
Caption: What's the best way to make a girl forget a guy? Pretend you ain't got no sense of humor. If a brutha don't make a woman laugh, she gonna forget about him real quick. If that don't work, change your number, change your name, an' move to another state. No, I meant I want a girl I like to forget another guy she likes. I give one piece of advice a day. Come back tomorrow.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-05 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-05 Pub. Date: 2015-09-05
Image Number: 131903
Caption: I think my girlfriend's sister was coming on to me. What do I do? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice 50¢. The important thing here is to ask yourself which one of them you can see y'self with 50 years from now. My girlfriend. Definitely my girlfriend. Then choose the sister. Anybody be boring as @#$% after fifty years, bruh.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-31 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-31 Pub. Date: 2014-08-31
Image Number: 115090
Caption: I called my ex-wife and told her I forgive her for leaving me for Guillermo Cabonabong. Wow. After five years? Something told me it was time to forgive. Well, I told you back then, holding onto resentment is only going to hurt you. I'm glad my advice finally sunk in. It's not that, doc. Yesterday, Facebook suggested I add Guillermo Cabonabong as a friend. I quit. When even Facebook says it's time to move on, it's time to move on.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-18 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-18 Pub. Date: 2014-02-18
Image Number: 107707
Caption: How do I take care of my child, do my work, and STILL make time to do the things I used to do for fun? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $2. Your problem is you think you can have e'rthang. BUTCHA-CAIN'T! Get over it! In life, you ALWAYS gotta pick two outta three. Is that backed up by any studies? Oh, so you want advice cheap, quick and well-informed?
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-17 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-17 Pub. Date: 2014-02-17
Image Number: 107706
Caption: I remember I used to have hobbies. I used to collect comics, I used to read, I used to bike, I used to go to the movies … … I played tennis, I played cards, I shot pool, I whittled little Vulcan hand salutes out of driftwood … But once I had a kid, all that changed. I can't remember the last time I did any of that. It's like all I do all day is make sure he doesn't drop dead. Take some time off from that. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-24 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-24 Pub. Date: 2014-01-24
Image Number: 106502
Caption: Today … Clyde, you know how Governor Thugman's office had the world's busiest bridge shut down for petty political revenge? I've been investigating that for my blog, trying to find out who gave him the idea in the first place. The callousness of it … the stupidity of it ... keeps leading me back to one possibility, Clyde. I was as shocked as you to learn my homie "Big Oatmeal" went an' gave him advice behind my back. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Way to take responsibility, Clyde.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-21 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-21 Pub. Date: 2014-01-21
Image Number: 106499
Caption: Months ago … I'm going to be running for President in 2016. I'll be running on my ability to work with Democrats. Problem is, the conservatives I'll need don’t trust me BECAUSE of that ability. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Here's what you do: do somethin' REAL bad. Then the media'll be ALL OVER you. Only thing conservatives hate more than Democrats is the media. That's so crazy it just might work. Start by trappin' some kids on a school bus.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-20 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-20 Pub. Date: 2014-01-20
Image Number: 106498
Caption: Months ago … What do you mean you don’t recognize me? I'm Goon Thugman. You know … the governor. You gon' hafta narrow that down, son. There 'bout eleven, twelve "governors" on this block alone. Listen, I just want some advice. My advice is get y'self a more unique nickname. Imbecile. Taken. But we got an openin' for a "Big Oatmeal." C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-21 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-21 Pub. Date: 2013-10-21
Image Number: 102926
Caption: My son needs speech therapy, but I don’t have the money. Insurance will cover it, but only once he turns three. Should I wait till he's three … … Or should I have him lie about his age and risk teaching him it’s ok to deceive; which'll possibly lead to a career in politics? This end up. Why e'erebody treat "risk" like it a four-letter word? Man up. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-28 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-28 Pub. Date: 2012-05-28
Image Number: 81462
Caption: Invested in Facebook. Please $ help $. Will advise you not to invest in companies that don't make any products. $5.00
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-11 advise 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-11 Pub. Date: 2008-12-11
Image Number: 28588
Caption: Let me ask you something, Brother Brown. If the church your father built was dying… …and you thought all you had to do was say Liberals were no good; then the White House would give you millions of dollars… …to feed the hungry, house the orphans and do God's work, wouldn't you do it? I heard you just bought a hot tub. You don't think orphans deserve bubbles?
     
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