Here we go to the first dimension! DIMENSIONAL TRANSPORTER VRRRR RRRR Woop! WOOP! VRRR! POOF!
Hey, Snark--I just finished my time machine! Let's go to ancient Egypt! Time machine. I wonder why cats first came to Egyptâ€¦Did they know that humans there would worship them? Was it some mystical sense of destiny?? Oh, I see--look at all that sand! Dig dig.
We're on JUPITER! Jupiter's gravity is 300 times that of Earth! As long as we're here, we might as well explore! URF! UNNGH! GRUNT! On second thought, did we bring a TV?