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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-12-27 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-12-27 Pub. Date: 2018-12-27
Image Number: 175655
Caption: Starve the Beast. Hey, American consumers! Did you know your hard-earned dollars are funding corporate waste? They are? CEO's now make 361 times the average worker. Doesn't sound very lean, mean, and efficient to me! Drawn to scale. CEO toe. Worker. Expense accounts! Private jets! First-class travel! High-priced motivational speakers! Corporate retreats! All of it thick slabs of pork paid for by you! Funny how I don't bump into many schoolteachers here ... Time to trim the fat, don't you think? As I like to say, I don't want to abolish bloated, corrupt corporations ... I just want to shrink them down to the size where I can drown them in a bathtub.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-19 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-19 Pub. Date: 2016-09-19
Image Number: 148950
Caption: Planned Parenthood. Mandatory Birthing Center. T. A Trump Administration Project. At least we don't have a president who used a personal email account while Secretary of State! Or who caught pneumonia!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-13 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-14 Pub. Date: 2014-01-13
Image Number: 106384
Caption: Nation of Moochers. $17/hour. "[what} workers at the bottom of the wage scale would be earning if increased labor productivity were reflected in their pay, rather than in corporate profits, executive compensation and shareholder returns" - New York Times, 1/10/14. Sadly, we living in a nation of takers who prefer to siphon money from productive citizens. The corporate culture of dependence in action. Of course I deserve 350 times as mush as my minions! Time to teach these parasites there's no free lunch! Actually, this is on my expense account. Bonbon? Unfortunately, this might prove difficult. Tsk-tsk! 26 weeks of mooching off others is enough! Extend unemployment benefits now! But you've been mooching off me for 26 years!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-07-08 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-07-09 Pub. Date: 2013-07-08
Image Number: 99179
Caption: Paycheck Swipe. As if low wages weren't bad enough, several companies are now paying employees through fee-laden debit cards. CHATTELCARD. 0568 4309 2814 3259 Minnie Mumwage. Visa. ATM FEE. LOST CARD FEE. TRANSFER TO CHECKING ACCOUNT FEE. BALANCE INQUIRY FEE. INACTIVITY FEE. You can't beat the CONVENIENCE of these cards. They save money on payroll ... Generate profits for the card issuer ... Provide kickbacks to the company ... So convenient for everyone! Um ... Yes, we've made it easier than ever to lose part of your paycheck. Can't I just get automatic deposit? Actually, you'll be needing that card to access the restroom. 75 cents. If prepaid cards are workers' only option, shouldn't they be required for CEOs, too? Same percentages deducted as minimum-wage employees! EXECUDEBIT. 6835 7719 2167 3742. I. X. Ploitem. Visa. $8 Million Salary? $800 ATM Fee! Um ... Sure is convenient!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-17 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-17 Pub. Date: 2013-06-17
Image Number: 98368
Caption: Surveillance Bait. National Security Agency. "We see what you did there." We understand people are angry about our data collection methods. So we're changing the way we do things. Privacy now! Introducing a new company: SPOOKLE. Spookle. Offering everything from a search engine to a lightning fast browser! Upload your adorable cat videos - or calls for a holy war - to SNOOPTUBE! SnoopTube. Sign up for a free spookmail account! Snooptube, that sounds sketch - hey, check out this video of a rapping penguin! Yeah, I don't trust them not to - wow, this browser is really fast! It at first you don't succeed, spy spy again!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-04 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-05 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93238
Caption: Licensed to Share. Facebook and its photo-sharing app instagram have been asking some users for their driver's licenses in order to access their accounts. Impudent human with a pen name! You can ONLY be Archibald Schmuckfink! How much more intrusive can they get? Please upload two (2) dental x-rays, your baby footprints, a DNA sequence, and the contents of your diary. A forensics team will arrive at your home shortly. Please remain where you are. Instagram users will need to complete a survey to share photos. Do you like tacos? How many do you eat per week? Would you ever use an e-coupon to buy a taco? What do you think of Mexican people? Oh, you are Mexican. Actually, we knew that. Complaints about the new policies are dismissed by the company. With out many nostalgic photo filters, you can easily imagine a time before everything you did was tracked and sold to marketers!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-01 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-01 Pub. Date: 2012-08-01
Image Number: 86650
Caption: WEALTHCARE. The right-wing Supreme Court justices were bitterly divided on health care. But there was one little-known ruling they all agreed on. We must protect the health of CORPORATE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS! Under the new Wealthcare law, all pre-existing conditions are covered. From bill tears ... To viral infections. Account Balance $4,712,893. ! Security Alert. All political money shall receive free checkups. I've lost my voice, I've been speaking on behalf of so many lobbyists! Happens all the time! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100. "Better wealthcare means putting America's greatest ORATORS back to WORK! Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to Congress we go! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-16 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-16 Pub. Date: 2012-07-16
Image Number: 86666
Caption: As The Mitt Spins. Some excuses we may hear yet … Why was I still listed as CEO of Bain after I said I'd retired? I OUTSOURCED myself, but Deepak kept putting my name on S.E.C. filings! ROMNEY. Believe in America. As for my offshore accounts, I did all that in an Ambien-induced FUGUE STATE. I also ate a quart of Rocky Road that night. Can't remember a thing! ROMNEY. Believe in America. You want to know about my OUTSIZE IRA? No mystery there. The account is in an obscure Balkan currency. It's worth 30 million DOLBLATS, not dollars! ROMNEY. Believe in America. Release my tax records? I'd LOVE to, but my wife is embarrassed by how much money we've donated to saving orphaned baby penguins. We will release some photos of the cutest ones soon! ROMNEY. Believe in America.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-02 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-02 Pub. Date: 2012-07-02
Image Number: 86664
Caption: WEALTHCARE. The right-wing Supreme Court justices were bitterly divided on health care. But there was one little-known ruling they all agreed on. We must protect the health of CORPORATE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS! Under the new Wealthcare law, all pre-existing conditions are covered. From bill tears ... To viral infections. Account Balance $4,712,893. ! Security Alert. All political money shall receive free checkups. I've lost my voice, I've been speaking on behalf of so many lobbyists! Happens all the time! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100. "Better wealthcare means putting America's greatest ORATORS back to WORK! Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to Congress we go! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-09 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-09 Pub. Date: 2012-04-09
Image Number: 86653
Caption: COFFEE SHOP NO-NO'S AS WITNESSED BY THE CARTOONIST. Heating up the Stauffer's frozen entrée you purchased at the grocery next door. This thing sire is slow! RRRRR … Smoking an incredibly foul cigar in the outdoor seating area. What are you lookin' at? KOFF! KOFF! Tech no-nos. Videoconferencing in the middle of the cafe, especially without headphones. So I'll shoot you an email about the Butler account tomorrow. Sounds good, Barb! And worst of all, watching Susan Boyle videos with the volume turned way up ... I dreamed a dream ...
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-30 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-30 Pub. Date: 2011-11-30
Image Number: 89007
Caption: Slowpoke. Starve the Beast. Hey, American consumers! Did you know your hard-earned dollars are funding corporate waste? They are? CEOs now make 343 times the average worker. Doesn't sound very lean, mean, and efficient to me! Drawn to scale. CEO toe. Worker. Expense accounts! Private jets! First-class travel! High-priced motivational speakers! Corporate retreats! All of it thick slabs of pork paid for by you! Funny how I don't bump into any schoolteachers here ... Time to trim the fat, don't you think? As I like to say, I don't want to abolish bloated, corrupt corporations ... I just want to shrink them down to the size where I can drown them in the bathtub.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-23 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-23 Pub. Date: 2011-07-23
Image Number: 89293
Caption: Slowpoke. Tax Evasion Funnies. Companies are demanding a "tax holiday" to bring money back from overseas at dirt-cheap rates. Win America. That money is trapped offshore. We mustn't penalize businesses for bringing it home! Wag wag wag wag wag. (Actual Campaign.) Yes, this memorial day, let us not forget the tragic plight of our men in green stuck in foreign hellholes. I'm just dreaming of the day when I can feel the soft leather interior of an executive's wallet again. Welcome to The Cayman Islands. To that end, hundreds of corporate lobbyists will be holding a motorcycle rally in Washington, DC. Rolling Plunder. POW*MIA You are not forgotten. Prisoners of Washington - Money in Antilles. Keep the promise. Inspired by these efforts, small-time money launderers start holding their own vigils. I've got 50 grand trapped in my freezer! It's time to set it free!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-22 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-22 Pub. Date: 2010-11-22
Image Number: 89904
Caption: Slowpoke. Recently, senate Republicans unanimously blocked a vote on the paycheck fairness act. I support equal pay for ladies, but actually making sex discrimination laws enforceable would be bad for business. Yes, sisters, it's time to take one for the team, and make sacrifices for the ailing economy! You mean other than all the unpaid labor I do in the home? That's a great start - But we can do more! Meet Darla Snyder, accounts payable. The guy next to me who plays Farmville all day get $10k more than I do. But that's fine. I know it's good for the country. That's the spirit! You just can't give too much! I work for free! And the out-of-wedlock babies I had with the boss will soon be old enough to clean the bathrooms!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-05-25 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-05-25 Pub. Date: 2009-05-25
Image Number: 91017
Caption: Slowpoke. Killer Stocks. Some investment firms still refuse to divest from Petrochina. Whose parent company funds genocide in Sudan. Indeed, some market absolutists are livid. Who knows what JIHAD they'll embark on next? Talking about Darfur? Nope! Actual comment by an opponent of divestment campaigns. How can we help these people see the connection between MONEY and MURDER? Vanguard. Total holdings: 2. By replacing the zeros on their account statements with decapitated heads of Darfuris? Or maybe they would only come to their senses if they discovered they were investing in THEIR OWN destruction. Oblivion Hills Gated Community. Militiacorp. Rrrrr ... Well, well! This Militiacorp stock I bought has performed very nicely! BOOM! What was that?
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 92336
Caption: Slowpoke. The future's so bright I gotta wear shades. In the '50s, people imagined that technology would lead to a three-hour workday. Thanks to the new, super-powerful mainframes, there's more time for calypso music and highballs. The butbot. Instead, it has brought us the round-the-clock workday! Yet while productivity has soared ... ... And the balloon man tasered the evil princess ... Text text text! Where the hell is that data on the Fothergill account? Wages have been stagnant. I need that report asap! Bling! That's funny. I'm making the same amount I did when I had a life. Salt 'n' Noodles. Workers of America, if new technology means doing more for less, then it's time to embrace old technology! Blow up that Blackberry! Boom! Smash that cellphone! Crunch! Roll out that Commodore 64! "Or better yet ... An abacus!" Thompson, your a week behind on those numbers. What in God's name are you doing?! Counting beads, sir. Hey, you get what you pay for!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92337
Caption: Slowpoke. Does it seem like your credit card company constantly sends you new conditions and fees? Due to your history of paying off your entire balance every month, we are instituting an "on-time" fee of $39. The lat fee is now $39.50. Since deregulation of the industry began in 1980, profits from fees have skyrocketed. Here are some more fees we can expect in the future. Trademark Inscription Fee - fee for use of a company's name while writing them on a check. 6/23/07. Super Uberbank. Seven hundred fifty-two. 752.00. It's OUR intellectual property! The Non-Psychic Billing Fee - For having bills sent by email rather than telepathically. Current account balance $1,182.39. Unconventional Usage Fee - for using card to jimmy open locked doors. The Corrupt Congress Fee - in honor of those who passed the bankruptcy bill and other industry-friendly laws. Just doing the work of the people. Give me my money now. The Borrowing Money While Poor Fee - just in case other fees, 30% interest rates, and predatory marketing aren't enough to push you over the edge. "You're pre-approved to be our debt slave!" The Complaining About Fees Fee - tiny voice recognition microchip in your card detects kvetching, alerts central computer. This fee is Bulls#!t! Account #13978420 -1246703 is resisting.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 account 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86612
Caption: Slowpoke. Wal*Mart wants to open an "Industrial Loan Corporation," which many think will lead to the opening of bank branches. Soon you may walk into a Wal*Bank. The Greeter. Welcome to Wal*Bank! Open a checking account and get a free ceramic lawn toad! The teller windows double as fast food stands - Accumulate fatty deposits while you make deposits! Honey mustard or barbecue sauce? Kongealed Fried Cholesterol and teller No. 8. Sleeps in her Hyundai. Anti-Union Spycam. The loan officer is himself $89,000 in debt. Plastic yard chair. Wal*Mart Global Domination Pie Chart. Wal*Mart. Not Wal*Mart. We can do it! The business model. Wal*Bank. Walton Family (The real Wal*Bank) Right-Wing Anti-Worker Politicians. Policies that hurt the poor. Tax cuts for hotel heiresses. More poor people! Poor people's money.
     
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