Introducing iPhone 5!* *Does not contain a phone. Washes your cat. Plays 3D movies. 3D video camera. Does your taxes & your hair. Cleans teeth. Cosmetic surgery. Repairs appliances. Cures flu. Gives flu to your ex. Masseuse. Makes broccoli taste like chocolate. Controls weather and stock market. Predicts future, changes past. Get out of jail free. Pie on demand. Makes you invisible. Enables time travel. Spins straw into gold. Exfoliation. Attracts UFOs.
When is somebody going to invent 2-d glasses that make reality less real. K2. Fantasy Blue People World in 3-D.