Lemont! Awaken! 'Tis I, Thomas Nast, famous 19th century cartoonist-slash-abolitionist! Awaken! Mumble. We met months ago whilst we were both dreaming. You told me that in the dreamland, one can journey through time and space, and that it is all real. Tonight, I fell asleep dreaming of attending the inauguration of the first Negro president. Well it's not happening in my bedroom! We don't exactly have GPS in 1865.