Hello, you've reached the Breakeezy warranty department. This is Ryan. How may I hinder you? Hi Ryan. I called last week to tell you the water dispenser on my Breakeezy refrigerator was stuck and pouring water all over my floor. I'd just bought a $400 extended warranty a month earlier. you sent out a repairman, and he fixed it. Then he sent me a bill for $200. He said you told him the repair wasn't covered by my policy! That's right. The fine print clearly states that we don't cover pre-existing problems. It broke a month after I bought the warranty! After!!! That's not pre-existing! The fine print's fine print clearly states that quantum theory suggests time may flow in both directions.
Lemme get this straight, Clyde… …You used some website to set yourself up as a bank. …And the Feds gave you $200 billion in taxpayer bailout money. The First Bank of Clyde Vital to the Community. You don't even own a computer, Clyde. I don't see what that has to do with-- GIVE ME BACK MY COMPUTER, CLYDE! Here, get y'self a new one.